Feminised Grease Monkey Seeds

If you choose to grow Grease Monkey feminised seeds in the USA, you better be prepared for a monster with magnificent power. This strain’s brain and body leveling 30% THC count demands experience and, though you might think you can handle a gram dab hot off the press, you might want to think again. A session with this primate is sure to leave you swinging from the trees! The relaxing euphoria comes on strong and morphs into a sleepy and happy hunger for both snacks and the couch. This indica-dominant beast boasts an indoor haul of 500g/m2 and up to 600g per plant outside in a brief eight to ten weeks of flowering. There is a rainbow of bag appeal that goes with this strain so growers can cash in on these capsules from Kind Seed. An earthy, nutty, and pungent skunky diesel bouquet tops it all off, so you always win with Grease Monkey.

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Sativa / Indica / HybridHybrid - Indica
THC PercentageUp to 30%
CBD Percentage< 1%
Indoor Yield500g m/2
Outdoor Yield600g per plant
Grease Monkey Flower Time8-10 weeks
Wellness BenefitsInflammation, Insomnia, Lack of Appetite, Migraines, Nausea, Stress
EffectsEuphoric, Happiness, Hunger, Relaxing, Sleepy
Aromas & FlavorsDiesel, Earthy, Nutty, Pungent, Skunk, Sweet
Terpenesa-Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene

Feminised Grease Monkey Cannabis Seeds For Sale

When you want a THC knockout, these Grease Monkeys are the seeds to beat. A single toke can take away stress, alleviate headaches, ease migraines, and help remove pain and inflammation. Recommended only for the experienced grower and consumer, GM is one of the strongest strains on earth. Grease Monkey photo fem seeds are capable of wonders and plants generally remain within the five-foot range. A classic branchy indica structure is easily managed through basic training and pruning methods, and this primate bounces back strong. They are easily adaptable to a Sea of Green (SOG) growing method and they are fast, so there are speedier returns for you. Adding blue light during vegetative stages will create more compact specimens and red will provide length and greater node spacing. Extra doses of calcium and magnesium are necessary for this beast, and ultraviolet, far red and infrared lighting will assist in boosting bud development. Up to 500 grams of high-quality herbs per square yard every 8-10 weeks equals a big payoff. Up to a stunning 600 grams per plant outside makes a spectacle of each seed and provides high returns for industrial or any type of grower. Grease Monkey provides an intense and arousing experience for recreational consumers and its ability to ease physical afflictions makes this herb marvelous in medicinal communities as well. You can trust KS for your Grease Monkey Photo fem seeds. If you plant them indoors or outside and raise them well, we promise you’ll be just as happy with them as we are.

Feminised Grease Monkey Strain Stats

This is a stunning example of what a hybrid – indica herb becomes when great care is taken during the breeding process. Exhibiting 70/30 indica-heavy genetics coming from Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream, the parent strain to these feminised seeds is a genius creation. Our feminisation rate is approximately 99%, though it is very rare to find a male in your mix. THC levels of this monster can reach up to 30% or more and, though CBD levels sit at < 1%, this mind-blowing bud does offer a compassionate side. Offering an eight to ten-week flowering cycle, Grease Monkey photo fem is quicker than many in the hybrid world. Harvest early for a more medically beneficial bud or leave it a bit long for a brain and body busting recreational. Either way, up to seventeen ounces per plant or square yard of space is possible with this absolutely stunning botanical. Plants are richly perfumed with notes of pungent diesel, fresh tree nuts, and sickly-sweet, skunky delights. Happiness, euphoria, relaxing sleepiness, and sedation, not to mention a wicked case of the munchies are all yours with these male-free Grease Monkey photo fem seeds from Kind Seed.

Effects of Feminised Grease Monkey Cannabis Seeds

At Kind Seed, we know what it’s like to long for the thrill of instantly intoxicating effects. When it is a world-rocking bang for your buck bud that you want to sink yourself into for the afternoon, growing Grease Monkey seeds will get you to the couch. The effects of feminised Grease Monkey cannabis seeds come on strong, changing the face right away, dropping stress from your jaw and shoulders, and making jelly of hips and knees. Some consumers feel strangely and sensually turned on after a session and appreciate being physically excited and stimulated. Others find solace in the deafening quiet which comes on after GMs initial kick to the system. In the middle are euphoric rides, focus and creativity, happiness and hunger pangs, so it helps to have some snacks around to enjoy your hobbies. Where an early harvest can be more medically helpful, leaving your smoke on the stem longer generates deep couch-locking qualities in your cannabis. Many cannabis lovers report post-rollercoaster sleepiness can occur so you can be sure that any well-grown Grease Monkey buds will beat insomnia. This strain has been known to assist people in fighting cancer, seizure disorders, headaches, migraines, and a few other debilitating afflictions.

Grease Monkey Feminised Characteristics

Grease Monkey feminised seeds are so power-packed that they deserve a closer look. Wicked for recreational wellness, this strain is loved high and low but not just for its intoxicating, sleepy, and euphoric effects. It offers near novice growability, and the Grease Monkey bouquet is booming. A range of terpenes which includes a-myrcene, b-myrcene, limonene, and b-caryophyllene offer multiple benefits to our body’s systems, and their flavonoids are incredible. Rich diesel skunk is the first whiff upon opening the bag. Following closely is an earthy, nutty, and pungent scent and the combination makes for a near acrid floral nose. But it doesn’t stop at Grease Monkey aromas. Take a trip through flavor town with this flower’s deep and delicious tongue party. Floral notes are amplified, diesel turns to rich pine sap and juniper, nuttiness gets tangy, and every bit of its skunky goodness is sweet and satisfying. This is most certainly a strain that calls for air filtration, especially if you live in close proximity to others, and there is no hiding a session. Try your hand at Grease Monkey photo fem seeds from Kind Seed and grow the kind of award-worthy characteristics this strain has become famous for.

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  1. Glenn Bautista

    Super happy to find the Grease Monkey strain! My regular seed bank doesnt carry it

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