Fat Bastard Autoflower Seeds
Let’s strip away the circus hype and talk about Fat Bastard Autoflower seeds by Weed Seeds Usa White Label like adults who actually smoke and grow the damn thing.
Genetics: someone took a greasy, old-school UK Cheese cut, slammed it into a classic West Coast OG Kush, then threw ruderalis in the mix until it stopped diluting the fire. The result is a squat, fast, indica-dominant autoflower that still smells like a proper dispensary bag.
Aroma & flavor
Open the jar and you’re hit with a loud, funky mix: sharp aged-cheese skunk, diesel fuel, damp earth, and a surprising blast of sweet citrus on the back end. It’s not subtle; it’s the kind of stink that lingers on your clothes and makes the dog tilt his head. Smoke it and the taste flips sweeter: sugary lemon candy up front, followed by that unmistakable funky Cheese exhale that coats your mouth for the next ten minutes.
Effects
THC claims float between 25–30 % in good hands (38 % is marketing fairy dust; treat it like strong 20s and you’ll be fine). The high is textbook balanced hybrid: first five minutes you’re chatty, giggly, and stupidly happy; next hour the indica side folds you into the couch with warm, heavy limbs and zero desire to move. Great for pain, appetite, or ending a long day without knocking yourself unconscious.
Grow info – real numbers for Fat Bastard Autoflower Seeds-
Seed to chop: 70–80 days (some finish in 65, some push 90).
– Indoors: 60–100 cm after a little LST, 400–550 g/m² under LEDs if you know what you’re doing.
– Outdoors/guerrilla: 80–120 cm, 100–250 g per plant depending on pot size and sun.
She stays short, bushy, and naturally stealthy. Branches get heavy late flower so a light trellis or yo-yos keep her from flopping. Mold resistance is above average thanks to the Cheese side.
Bottom line
Fat Bastard Autoflower seed is the auto you run when you’re tired of weak, tasteless “fast buds” but still want something that finishes while photoperiod growers are still vegging. It’s loud, potent, stupidly frosty, and the funky-citrus-cheese profile is genuinely unique in the auto world.
So the only question left is: if you had one auto slot in the tent and wanted legit bag appeal, real knockout power, and a terp profile that makes people ask “what the hell is THAT?”… would Fat Bastard autoflower seeds lock that spot down for good, or are you still chasing something else?
Lila Nguyen –
Quick delivery of this order and just in time for my last outdoor crop before frost. Germination was 18/20 and 16 plants harvested with moderate yields but wow the buds were sticky and enjoyable to smoke.
Poppy Coleman –
big dense buds on these babies
R. Azalea –
my fat bastard seeds are phenomenal, fast shipping and all seas germinated had no issues right now. These plants are so nice and beautiful and if you could smell them, oh my Lord, they smell so good. All three strands I bought. I had no issues with. I?m getting ready to order some more ,, kind seed is my new,, go to company , thanks keep up the good work work,
M. Azalea –
One of my favorite strains, dense buds easy to grow for both novice or long time growers alike. Smooth rich flavor surprisingly nice.
Mccauley, Susanna –
Loved buyin from kindseed. Smell was so fruity.
virginia soto –
tests were underwhelming
could not get the tested product to come anywhere close to 38% but the plant was hearty, the bud was nice and the high was potent. Maybe I will try hydro next cycle to see fi I can improve the potency
Waters_83 –
fruity smell
I really like the way fat bastard has a slightly fruity smell and it makes me feel better when i’m stressed out, also its female genetics makes me think its gonna produce some good oil for my vape pen.
Smokemcdaddy –
My first plant ever and I can’t wait to cheif. I know its not big and perfect, but its my first. Growing Bruce banner 2.0 next .
Organic growing –
The seeds have far surpassed my expectations!!! They popped super quick!! And they are growing beautifully!! Can’t wait for the end results. I will definitely be giving a follow up.
tonywdiamond (verified owner) –
Very fast delivery, the Fat Bastard seeds popped their taproot in less than 24hrs I’ll update later about the results…. so far so good, I’ll definitely order from Kind Seed again.