Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds
Listen up — there’s a new heavyweight in the game and his name is Fat Bastard. This hybrid brings the best of both worlds: that soaring, euphoric sativa head high mixed with the deep, mellow body relaxation of a solid indica. She’s no joke.
The terps are loud too — caryophyllene, myrcene, and alpha-humulene throwing down together, giving her that extra kick.
Fat Bastard is the love child of Goldmember (OG Kush × Gold Leaf) crossed with Monkey Spunk (Chemdawg × G13). When she starts throwing out colas, you’ll just stand there staring like “damn… those are some fat bastards.” The whole room fills with a heavy fruity-skunk aroma that hits your nose and doesn’t let go.
Back in the day, 20% THC was considered god-tier. Fat Bastard laughs at that number. Fat Bastard THC potential is up to 38%. CBD potential is under 1%. That is potential, not a lab result from your garden.
Yields that will make you grin. Indoors 400–600 g per square meter. Outdoors 700–900 g per plant of dense, sticky, golden nuggets. Fat Bastard flowers in 8–10 weeks once you flip it. About 5 ft / 1.5 m. Photoperiod: 12/12 indoors, or the outdoor season. Germination policy. *Weed Seeds Usa White Label, from Kind Seed Co. More feminized cannabis seeds in the shop.
Kind Seed Co ships Fat Bastard USPS from New York as hemp seeds / novelty souvenirs. Shop policy, packing, and hemp-law notes are on the FAQ and shipping pages.
Randall H –
Tastes like fruit and skunk on the exhale.
Jorge Riley –
Aroma leaned citrus after the dry settled; Set-and-forget feed worked fine in living soil; Yield was honest for 3×3 that size; Might tweak training on the next run. Effects stay steady through a short session; Seedling stretch stayed short once the light came closer; Cure nose stayed muted even after burping.
Liam R –
Fed in coco coir and left the schedule alone. Held tidy in my 3×3. Fat Bastard Photo Fem behaved well in my space.
Colby M –
Dry weight beat my last similar grow. Might grab another pack soon. Burned clean after moisture leveled out. Held tidy in my 3×3, frosty held up.
E. Torres –
No duds. Works if you keep an eye on stretch. Swapped Advanced Nutrients weekly and EC stayed calm. Felt fire in the jar. Worth a second pack?
Donald F –
Kept her under LED and she stayed tidy. Nice after-dinner wind-down. Nice quiet addition to the shelf.
Kenji Marchetti –
Dropped the pack in rapid rooters like I always do. 5/5 popped. Seedling vigor looks honest.
Evan Cho –
Outdoor around 700-900g. I’ll reprder.
Winter Lee –
Euphoric after dinner. I’ll probably reorder. Trimmed it on Sunday.
Holly B –
Smells like fruity skunk after a short cure!!
Chris –
Great service 100 percent germination plants are thriving
Ramirez_Bradley –
Impressed
I jus had best expirien w/ growin fat bastard fem cannabis. Large yield. Super impressed.
Dinsmoor, Lola –
I just love kind seed i ordered the fat bastard fem
I just love kind seed i ordered the fat bastard fem. Fast delivery. I can’t wait to start planting.
Sean_Kelley –
I’m stoked
I’m stoked
MICHAEL –
I ordered Fat Bastard photo and several other seeds all showed up in the mail with bonuses. I will be back for the smoke review I will let you all know if there is any skunk in this Fat Bastard.
Wren Ortiz –
The shipping is fast!!!! the price is good!!!!
N. Saffron –
RIDICULOUS! The frost, smell and density is absolutely off the charts!! I?ve grown dozens of different strains but this one really got me beyond impressed. Week 7 and can?t to til harvest.
JACOB –
Ive been growing all kinds of strains for 12 years and this is hands down the most beautiful plant ever, the frost and stickiness is over the top, the density is crazy and the smell, omg! Everything you want to see at week 6 flowering is beyond impressive.
DAVID –
I did research before i bought them from here and they came fast but only 4 seeds germinated but one never grew. It seemed all the seeds that were real small didn?t work. I plan on buying more in a couple days I hope this don?t happen again. Other than that I was so happy they really came.
C. Lane –
Not sure if I got bad batch or what.
MATTHEW –
Perfect! 14 out of 14 are thriving! Don’t get any better than that!
Angel Simon –
Always quick shippin…
Always quick shipping. Love the strain details. Really helps making decisions.
Darrell Rowland –
I wanted to freshen …
I wanted to freshen up my genetics and want to do this strain again from seed , fast aggressive veg and ready in 8 weeks in bloom when grown in hydro, very resistant to pests and powdery mildew, nice berry scent and has a great kick, not a daytime puff unless it’s a day off.
Jaycee Baldwin –
Fast deliverey very …
Fast deliverey very helpful
Carlos Levine –
Easy to use, never h…
Easy to use, never had a problem with GYO seeds, never arrive too late, nice discrete packaging 10/10 love this because it’s user friendly, keep it simple, cheers
Addison Fischer –
Soooo my order did n…
Soooo my order did not turn up within the expected timeframe and I was getting a knot in my stomach. So I emailed weed seeds support and within 48 hrs I had a response which was pretty dam good as it was the weekend. I could not have had a better experience which was very fast and concise. After a couple of emails, the order was re-sent and arrived in 7 days on the other side of the world. This kinda service is just so refreshing and great to see in this day and age. Peace and 420 love to all and once again, thank you so much Guy from weed seeds!!
Kolby Cunningham –
Seeds arrived succes…
Seeds arrived successfully and germination rate is 100%!
Alba Hawkins –
First time ordering …
First time ordering very happy with my order the seeds i ordered all popped and doing well.
Paolo Morgan –
Staff are great and …
Staff are great and are quick to resolve any issues/queries.
Armando Bonilla –
Just germinated this…
Just germinated this strain and have been in soil for about a week strong looking young seedlings will update as grow progresses
Conrad Moss –
They always send qua…
They always send quality products. Nothing but happy with them.
Edgar Singleton –
Can’t say enough goo…
Can’t say enough good things about weed seeds. I received my last order within 5 days!!! Keep the quality up!
Fabio Castellani –
happy happy happy
happy happy happy
Camilo Peralta –
Great customer servi…
Great customer service, fast delivery on your seeds, great company all around with delivery and many selections.
Litzy Goodwin –
Had a awesome harves…
Had a awesome harvest due to weed seeds. Thanks for being there for me.
Christina –
10 Out Of 10 Po
10 out of 10 popped must be begginners luck
George Coffey –
Super fast dispatch …
Super fast dispatch and delivery. It was pleasure to deal with this company.
downeaster jack –
the cbd content is h…
the cbd content is higher than the success rate that I am having with this strain 0 for 3 the grannys medicine 5 for 5 its growing like a weed should grow this plant has very large leafs maybe a sign of yields to come right onn