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Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds

Rated 4.88 out of 5 based on 34 customer ratings
(34 customer reviews)

Price range: $15.00 through $685.25

When you want colas so fat and so sexy that you can’t wait, we have what you need. Waiting 8-10 weeks for this Goldmember x Monkey Spunk crossbreed to grow might be the hardest part. Once you get a whiff of the fruity skunk, you’ll be ready to lay out on the couch like a Fat Bastard with this hybrid with up to 38% THC.

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Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds

Listen up — there’s a new heavyweight in the game and his name is Fat Bastard. This hybrid brings the best of both worlds: that soaring, euphoric sativa head high mixed with the deep, mellow body relaxation of a solid indica. She’s no joke.

The terps are loud too — caryophyllene, myrcene, and alpha-humulene throwing down together, giving her that extra kick.

Fat Bastard is the love child of Goldmember (OG Kush × Gold Leaf) crossed with Monkey Spunk (Chemdawg × G13). When she starts throwing out colas, you’ll just stand there staring like “damn… those are some fat bastards.” The whole room fills with a heavy fruity-skunk aroma that hits your nose and doesn’t let go.

Back in the day, 20% THC was considered god-tier. Fat Bastard laughs at that number. Fat Bastard THC potential is up to 38%. CBD potential is under 1%. That is potential, not a lab result from your garden.

Yields that will make you grin. Indoors 400–600 g per square meter. Outdoors 700–900 g per plant of dense, sticky, golden nuggets. Fat Bastard flowers in 8–10 weeks once you flip it. About 5 ft / 1.5 m. Photoperiod: 12/12 indoors, or the outdoor season. Germination policy. *Weed Seeds Usa White Label, from Kind Seed Co. More feminized cannabis seeds in the shop.

Kind Seed Co ships Fat Bastard USPS from New York as hemp seeds / novelty souvenirs. Shop policy, packing, and hemp-law notes are on the FAQ and shipping pages.

Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds FAQs

Is Fat Bastard photoperiod or autoflower?

Fat Bastard is photoperiod feminized. It flowers on 12/12 indoors or with the outdoor season. Autoflower is a different product: Fat Bastard Autoflower Seeds.

Is Fat Bastard Sativa or Indica?

Fat Bastard is a hybrid.

Is Fat Bastard White Label?

Yes. Fat Bastard is *Weed Seeds Usa White Label, sold on Kindseed.com. White Label seeds are generic seeds without official documentation, with similar traits to the name they bear. That is the name on the product and the packages.

Will my Fat Bastard harvest test up to 38% THC?

No. That figure is Fat Bastard THC potential. Your garden results may vary.

Brand

Weed Seeds Usa White Label®

Lineage

Goldmember x Monkey Spunk

Type of Seed

Feminized Cannabis Seed

Plant Height

Average

Flowering Time

8-10 weeks

Indoor Yields

400-600g per square meter

Outdoor Yields

700-900g per plant

Aroma and Flavors

Fruity, Skunk

Effects

Euphoric, Relaxing, Powerful

Cannabis Family

Hybrid Female Strain

Germination Guarantee

Yes

34 reviews for Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds

  1. Rated 4 out of 5

    downeaster jack

    the cbd content is h…

    the cbd content is higher than the success rate that I am having with this strain 0 for 3 the grannys medicine 5 for 5 its growing like a weed should grow this plant has very large leafs maybe a sign of yields to come right onn

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    George Coffey

    Super fast dispatch …

    Super fast dispatch and delivery. It was pleasure to deal with this company.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Christina

    10 Out Of 10 Po

    10 out of 10 popped must be begginners luck

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Litzy Goodwin

    Had a awesome harves…

    Had a awesome harvest due to weed seeds. Thanks for being there for me.

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Camilo Peralta

    Great customer servi…

    Great customer service, fast delivery on your seeds, great company all around with delivery and many selections.

  6. Rated 4 out of 5

    Fabio Castellani

    happy happy happy

    happy happy happy

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    Edgar Singleton

    Can’t say enough goo…

    Can’t say enough good things about weed seeds. I received my last order within 5 days!!! Keep the quality up!

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    Conrad Moss

    They always send qua…

    They always send quality products. Nothing but happy with them.

  9. Rated 4 out of 5

    Armando Bonilla

    Just germinated this…

    Just germinated this strain and have been in soil for about a week strong looking young seedlings will update as grow progresses

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    Paolo Morgan

    Staff are great and …

    Staff are great and are quick to resolve any issues/queries.

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    Alba Hawkins

    First time ordering …

    First time ordering very happy with my order the seeds i ordered all popped and doing well.

  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    Kolby Cunningham

    Seeds arrived succes…

    Seeds arrived successfully and germination rate is 100%!

  13. Rated 5 out of 5

    Addison Fischer

    Soooo my order did n…

    Soooo my order did not turn up within the expected timeframe and I was getting a knot in my stomach. So I emailed weed seeds support and within 48 hrs I had a response which was pretty dam good as it was the weekend. I could not have had a better experience which was very fast and concise. After a couple of emails, the order was re-sent and arrived in 7 days on the other side of the world. This kinda service is just so refreshing and great to see in this day and age. Peace and 420 love to all and once again, thank you so much Guy from weed seeds!!

  14. Rated 5 out of 5

    Carlos Levine

    Easy to use, never h…

    Easy to use, never had a problem with GYO seeds, never arrive too late, nice discrete packaging 10/10 love this because it’s user friendly, keep it simple, cheers

  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jaycee Baldwin

    Fast deliverey very …

    Fast deliverey very helpful

  16. Rated 5 out of 5

    Darrell Rowland

    I wanted to freshen …

    I wanted to freshen up my genetics and want to do this strain again from seed , fast aggressive veg and ready in 8 weeks in bloom when grown in hydro, very resistant to pests and powdery mildew, nice berry scent and has a great kick, not a daytime puff unless it’s a day off.

  17. Rated 5 out of 5

    Angel Simon

    Always quick shippin…

    Always quick shipping. Love the strain details. Really helps making decisions.

  18. Rated 5 out of 5

    Sage Coleman

    I had my doubts about ordering from weed-seeds, but took a chance since the prices were so reasonable. Delivery was really fast. 95% germination! I hope the end result is just as satisfactory! Will definitely order again!

  19. Rated 5 out of 5

    MATTHEW

    Perfect! 14 out of 14 are thriving! Don’t get any better than that!

  20. Rated 5 out of 5

    C. Lane

    Not sure if I got bad batch or what.

  21. Rated 5 out of 5

    DAVID

    I did research before i bought them from here and they came fast but only 4 seeds germinated but one never grew. It seemed all the seeds that were real small didn?t work. I plan on buying more in a couple days I hope this don?t happen again. Other than that I was so happy they really came.

  22. Rated 5 out of 5

    JACOB

    Ive been growing all kinds of strains for 12 years and this is hands down the most beautiful plant ever, the frost and stickiness is over the top, the density is crazy and the smell, omg! Everything you want to see at week 6 flowering is beyond impressive.

  23. Rated 5 out of 5

    N. Saffron

    RIDICULOUS! The frost, smell and density is absolutely off the charts!! I?ve grown dozens of different strains but this one really got me beyond impressed. Week 7 and can?t to til harvest.

  24. Rated 5 out of 5

    Wren Ortiz

    The shipping is fast!!!! the price is good!!!!

  25. Rated 5 out of 5

    MICHAEL

    I ordered Fat Bastard photo and several other seeds all showed up in the mail with bonuses. I will be back for the smoke review I will let you all know if there is any skunk in this Fat Bastard.

  26. Rated 5 out of 5

    mary_malinoski

    I purchased seeds from kindseed.com and fat bastard cannabis strain, exceeded my expectations with high germination rate and robust plant growth. the provided care guides were concise and helpful in navigating the arizona climate. fast delivery and customer support made the experience seamless for a first-time cannabis grower like myself.

  27. Rated 5 out of 5

    Sean_Kelley

    I’m stoked

    I’m stoked

  28. Rated 4 out of 5

    Dinsmoor, Lola

    I just love kind seed i ordered the fat bastard fem

    I just love kind seed i ordered the fat bastard fem. Fast delivery. I can’t wait to start planting.

  29. Rated 5 out of 5

    Ramirez_Bradley

    Impressed

    I jus had best expirien w/ growin fat bastard fem cannabis. Large yield. Super impressed.

  30. Rated 5 out of 5

    John_Elmore

    enhanced my shipping convenience

    kindseeds website provided a seamless shopping experience with its user-friendly interface and efficient navigation. the product descriptions were detailed and informative, allowing me to make informed decisions quickly. additionally, the checkout process was straightforward, making payment and order confirmation hassle-free. overall, ksco’s online presence has significantly enhanced my shopping convenience.

  31. Rated 5 out of 5

    Chris

    Great service 100 percent germination plants are thriving

  32. Rated 5 out of 5

    Winter Lee (verified owner)

    Euphoric after dinner. I’ll probably reorder. Trimmed it on Sunday.

  33. Rated 5 out of 5

    Evan Cho (verified owner)

    Outdoor around 700-900g. I’ll reprder.

  34. Rated 5 out of 5

    Kenji Marchetti (verified owner)

    Dropped the pack in rapid rooters like I always do. 5/5 popped. Seedling vigor looks honest.

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