Fat Bastard Autoflower Seeds
Let’s strip away the circus hype and talk about Fat Bastard Autoflower seeds by *Weed Seeds Usa White Label like adults who actually smoke and grow the damn thing.
Genetics: someone took a greasy, old-school UK Cheese cut, slammed it into a classic West Coast OG Kush, then threw ruderalis in the mix until it stopped diluting the fire. The result is a squat, fast, indica-leaning autoflower that still smells like a dense, loud flower jar. Lineage is Goldmember × Monkey Spunk × Ruderalis.
Open the jar and you’re hit with a loud, funky mix: sharp aged-cheese skunk, diesel fuel, damp earth, and a surprising blast of sweet citrus on the back end. It’s not subtle; it’s the kind of stink that lingers on your clothes and makes the dog tilt his head. Smoke it and the taste flips sweeter: sugary lemon candy up front, followed by that unmistakable funky Cheese exhale that coats your mouth for the next ten minutes.
Fat Bastard Autoflower THC potential is up to 38%. CBD potential is less than 1%. That is potential, not a lab result from your garden. The high is a balanced hybrid: first five minutes you’re chatty, giggly, and stupidly happy; next hour the indica side folds you into the couch with warm, heavy limbs and zero desire to move.
Seed to chop: 70–80 days. Indoors 400–600 g per square meter. Outdoors 125–300 g per plant. She stays short, bushy, and naturally stealthy. Branches get heavy late flower so a light trellis or yo-yos keep her from flopping. Germination policy. *Weed Seeds Usa White Label, from Kind Seed Co. More autoflower cannabis seeds. Other hybrid autoflower seeds.
Kind Seed Co ships Fat Bastard USPS from New York as hemp seeds / novelty souvenirs. Shop policy, packing, and hemp-law notes are on the FAQ and shipping pages.
Fat Bastard Autoflower Seeds FAQs
Is Fat Bastard photoperiod or autoflower?
Fat Bastard is autoflower. It flowers by age from seed, not by a 12/12 flip. Photoperiod is a different product: Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds.
Is Fat Bastard Sativa or Indica?
Fat Bastard is a hybrid.
Is Fat Bastard White Label?
Yes. Fat Bastard is *Weed Seeds Usa White Label, sold on Kindseed.com. White Label seeds are generic seeds without official documentation, with similar traits to the name they bear. That is the name on the product and the packages.
Will my Fat Bastard harvest test up to 38% THC?
No. That figure is Fat Bastard THC potential. Your garden results may vary.
Lila Nguyen –
Quick delivery of this order and just in time for my last outdoor crop before frost. Germination was 18/20 and 16 plants harvested with moderate yields but wow the buds were sticky and enjoyable to smoke.
Poppy Coleman –
big dense buds on these babies
R. Azalea –
my fat bastard seeds are phenomenal, fast shipping and all seas germinated had no issues right now. These plants are so nice and beautiful and if you could smell them, oh my Lord, they smell so good. All three strands I bought. I had no issues with. I?m getting ready to order some more ,, kind seed is my new,, go to company , thanks keep up the good work work,
M. Azalea –
One of my favorite strains, dense buds easy to grow for both novice or long time growers alike. Smooth rich flavor surprisingly nice.
Mccauley, Susanna –
Loved buyin from kindseed. Smell was so fruity.
virginia soto –
tests were underwhelming
could not get the tested product to come anywhere close to 38% but the plant was hearty, the bud was nice and the high was potent. Maybe I will try hydro next cycle to see fi I can improve the potency
Waters_83 –
fruity smell
I really like the way fat bastard has a slightly fruity smell and it makes me feel better when i’m stressed out, also its female genetics makes me think its gonna produce some good oil for my vape pen.
Smokemcdaddy –
My first plant ever and I can’t wait to cheif. I know its not big and perfect, but its my first. Growing Bruce banner 2.0 next .
Organic growing –
The seeds have far surpassed my expectations!!! They popped super quick!! And they are growing beautifully!! Can’t wait for the end results. I will definitely be giving a follow up.
tonywdiamond (verified owner) –
Very fast delivery, the Fat Bastard seeds popped their taproot in less than 24hrs I’ll update later about the results…. so far so good, I’ll definitely order from Kind Seed again.
Paula Rahman (verified owner) –
I’m picky about flavor and this held up. Fruity on the grind. Pretty euphoric after a bowl without getting weird. Easy auto cycle. Sticky trim though.
Tariq Keita (verified owner) –
Week 6 already. Fruity-skunk in the jar.
Reina Duarte (verified owner) –
I ran it in a 3×3. Fruity-skunk in the jar, euphoric sit for me.
Paula Villanueva (verified owner) –
Arrived in 3 days. Came in a padded mailer. No rips.
Gatlin Mosley (verified owner) –
Outdoor around 125-300g and scissors were a mess. Fruity-skunk in the jar