Fat Bastard Autoflower Seeds
Let’s strip away the circus hype and talk about Fat Bastard Autoflower seeds by *Weed Seeds Usa White Label like adults who actually smoke and grow the damn thing.
Genetics: someone took a greasy, old-school UK Cheese cut, slammed it into a classic West Coast OG Kush, then threw ruderalis in the mix until it stopped diluting the fire. The result is a squat, fast, indica-leaning autoflower that still smells like a dense, loud flower jar. Lineage is Goldmember × Monkey Spunk × Ruderalis.
Open the jar and you’re hit with a loud, funky mix: sharp aged-cheese skunk, diesel fuel, damp earth, and a surprising blast of sweet citrus on the back end. It’s not subtle; it’s the kind of stink that lingers on your clothes and makes the dog tilt his head. Smoke it and the taste flips sweeter: sugary lemon candy up front, followed by that unmistakable funky Cheese exhale that coats your mouth for the next ten minutes.
Fat Bastard Autoflower THC potential is up to 38%. CBD potential is less than 1%. That is potential, not a lab result from your garden. The high is a balanced hybrid: first five minutes you’re chatty, giggly, and stupidly happy; next hour the indica side folds you into the couch with warm, heavy limbs and zero desire to move.
Seed to chop: 70–80 days. Indoors 400–600 g per square meter. Outdoors 125–300 g per plant. She stays short, bushy, and naturally stealthy. Branches get heavy late flower so a light trellis or yo-yos keep her from flopping. Germination policy. *Weed Seeds Usa White Label, from Kind Seed Co. More autoflower cannabis seeds. Other hybrid autoflower seeds.
Kind Seed Co ships Fat Bastard USPS from New York as hemp seeds / novelty souvenirs. Shop policy, packing, and hemp-law notes are on the FAQ and shipping pages.
Lila Nguyen –
Quick delivery of this order and just in time for my last outdoor crop before frost. Germination was 18/20 and 16 plants harvested with moderate yields but wow the buds were sticky and enjoyable to smoke.
Poppy Coleman –
big dense buds on these babies
M. Azalea –
One of my favorite strains, dense buds easy to grow for both novice or long time growers alike. Smooth rich flavor surprisingly nice.
Mccauley, Susanna –
Loved buyin from kindseed. Smell was so fruity.
virginia soto –
tests were underwhelming
could not get the tested product to come anywhere close to 38% but the plant was hearty, the bud was nice and the high was potent. Maybe I will try hydro next cycle to see fi I can improve the potency
Waters_83 –
fruity smell
I really like the way fat bastard has a slightly fruity smell and it makes me feel better when i’m stressed out, also its female genetics makes me think its gonna produce some good oil for my vape pen.
Smokemcdaddy –
My first plant ever and I can’t wait to cheif. I know its not big and perfect, but its my first. Growing Bruce banner 2.0 next .
Organic growing –
The seeds have far surpassed my expectations!!! They popped super quick!! And they are growing beautifully!! Can’t wait for the end results. I will definitely be giving a follow up.
tonywdiamond –
Very fast delivery, the Fat Bastard seeds popped their taproot in less than 24hrs I’ll update later about the results…. so far so good, I’ll definitely order from Kind Seed again.
Paula Villanueva –
Arrived in 3 days. Came in a padded mailer. No rips.
Dawson Bradley –
Fast shipping, 4 days to New Jersey! Mail carrier dropped it right at the door. Keeper for sure.
Tony Santiago –
Mostly solid, a couple small quirks. As an auto I ran eighteen on six off. Tried DWC this cycle and roots looked white. Didn’t fuss much past week two. Good pick when you manage stretch.
Sonia T –
Frost city. The buds are coated. Love it.
Douglas D –
Honest yield. Ran Fat Bastard beside a known keeper. Jar appeal improved once stems snapped clean. Run again. Pretty tent life once cured.
Krista W –
Fat Bastard tastes like grapefruit. Flavor is grapefruit and it holds to the last hit. Taste lingers after the exhale.