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Fat Bastard Seeds
There’s a shift in the balance of power in the weed world, and this Fat Bastard is coming for everyone. As an evenly balanced hybrid, you get the euphoric and powerful sensations of a sativa and the mellow relaxation of an indica. With a potency this high, you’re guaranteed to have a super concentrate. Your pen can sustain you all day and with only a few puffs at a time. The terpenes here create an additional layer of excitement, especially since you have caryophyllene, myrcene, alpha humulene, and limonene.
Fat Bastard Cannabis Seeds
To get a fat bastard strain with nuggets this fat, you take Goldmember x Money Spunk and crossbreed them to create a wonderful specimen. When the plant starts flowering, you’ll look at each individual cola and go, WOW, that’s a Fat Bastard. The aroma of fruity and skunk will permeate the air, and it will be sensational for your senses.
Fat Bastard Strain Seeds
When searching online, people look for the Fat Bastard and hope to find fat bastard strain pictures so they can determine if it's indica or sativa. This hybrid is a combination of the two and Fat Bastard is the perfect gift for your home garden.
When it comes to potency, this Bastards' at the top of the food chain. Back in the old days, if a strain reached 20% THC, you would think you struck gold in weed heaven. Well, consider this the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, because with an ultra-potent THC content of up to 38% THC, it’s almost double what was once the highest THC count. Forget your socks, Fat Bastard will knock your steel-toed boots off if you’re not careful. This strain is not for beginners by any means. It would be easy to accidentally get too high, be so locked to the couch you feel like a fat man is sitting on you, and you may be afraid to take another puff for fear of being so high you lose touch with reality. For the pros in the game, these fat golden nuggets are the treasure troves you’ve been waiting for. Just try to face a whole blunt by yourself, we dare you. We’d bet our money you won’t, because even if you make it through half the spliff, you’ll be high enough to know that smoking anymore will be a waste of perfectly good weed. When’s the last time you’ve found a strain that could satisfy you this much? Don’t think about it too hard, there hasn’t been any, so don’t hurt yourself trying to overwork the functioning brain cells you have left. There’s 1% CBD infused into this strain also, so on top of the extreme head high, you’ll also feel a strong wave of relief coursing through your body.
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It’s great simply having Fat Bastard in your garden, and you can let your excitement bubble explode knowing that you’ll get sizable yields no matter where you choose to grow. Create an intricate set-up in your basement or grow tent, and you can expect a haul of up to 600g per meter squared. If you choose to grow outside instead, you’ll have a happy bastard on your hands, and it’ll produce even more potent flowers with up to 900g per plant. Be careful of weather and pests, but if you pay attention, even a beginner should be able to manage the process.
There are many benefits to this strain outside of being ridiculously high. Your anxiety will evaporate into thin air. You’ll forget you’ve been having migraines for days, even when you come down from the clouds. The pain and fatigue in your body will dissipate, although you’ll feel so relaxed you may not be inclined to bust a move. Sit there and bathe in the fruity, skunky aroma for a while. We've heard it helps with the healing process. The appeal of Fat Bastard continues when you look deeper into the origins of the strain. Goldmember is an offspring of the original gangsta on the block, OG Kush, and Gold Leaf. Monkey Spunk hails from the genes of Chemdawg and G13. This mosh pit of powerhouses makes Fat Bastard into the dominant strain that it is. Get yours today and get plenty of it. You’ll be thanking us later.
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| Cannabis Family | Hybrid Female Strain |
|---|---|
| Type of Seed | Feminized Cannabis Seed |
| Weed Seed Index | Hybrid - Average Height - Large Yield - Feminized |
| Flowering Time | 8-10 weeks |
| THC | Up to 38% |
| CBD | Less than 1% |
| Indoor Yields | 400-600g per square meter |
| Outdoor Yields | 700-900g per plant |
| Yield Size | Large yield |
| Height | 5 ft | 1.5 m |
| Plant Height | Average |
| Harvest Month | All Season |
| Effects | Euphoric Relaxing Powerful |
| Terpenes | a-Humulene a-Myrcene b-Caryophyllene |
| Aroma and Flavors | Fruity Skunk |
Customer Reviews
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0 people found this helpfulI ordered Fat Bastard photo and several other seeds all showed up in the mail with bonuses. I will be back for the smoke review I will let you all know if there is any skunk in this Fat Bastard.
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0 people found this helpfulThe shipping is fast!!!! the price is good!!!! The seeds are great!!! Nothing beats good DWC !!!
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0 people found this helpfulRIDICULOUS! The frost, smell and density is absolutely off the charts!! I?ve grown dozens of different strains but this one really got me beyond impressed. Week 7 and can?t to til harvest.
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0 people found this helpfulRIDICULOUS!!! I?ve been growing all kinds of strains for 12 years and this is hands down the most beautiful plant ever, the frost and stickiness is over the top, the density is crazy and the smell, omg! Everything you want to see at week 6 flowering is beyond impressive. Will stay running this back for sure.
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0 people found this helpfulI did research before i bought them from here and they came fast but only 4 seeds germinated but one never grew. It seemed all the seeds that were real small didn?t work. I plan on buying more in a couple days I hope this don?t happen again. Other than that I was so happy they really came.
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0 people found this helpfulNot sure if I got bad batch or what. First seed popped it's head out of the starter plug but never dropped the seed shell and died. Second seed same thing, seed shell never dropped off, this time the seedling kept growing and fell over due to the weight of the shell, I removed the shell and will have to see if the seedling survives.
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0 people found this helpfulPerfect! 14 out of 14 are thriving! Don't get any better than that!
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0 people found this helpfulI had my doubts about ordering from weed-seeds, but took a chance since the prices were so reasonable. Delivery was really fast. 95% germination! I hope the end result is just as satisfactory! Will definitely order again!
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0 people found this helpfulAlways quick shipping. Love the strain details. Really helps making decisions.
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0 people found this helpfulI wanted to freshen up my genetics and want to do this strain again from seed , fast aggressive veg and ready in 8 weeks in bloom when grown in hydro, very resistant to pests and powdery mildew, nice berry scent and has a great kick, not a daytime puff unless it’s a day off.
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0 people found this helpfulFast deliverey very helpful
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0 people found this helpfulEasy to use, never had a problem with GYO seeds, never arrive too late, nice discrete packaging 10/10 love this because it's user friendly, keep it simple, cheers
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0 people found this helpfulSoooo my order did not turn up within the expected timeframe and I was getting a knot in my stomach. So I emailed weed seeds support and within 48 hrs I had a response which was pretty dam good as it was the weekend. I could not have had a better experience which was very fast and concise. After a couple of emails, the order was re-sent and arrived in 7 days on the other side of the world. This kinda service is just so refreshing and great to see in this day and age. Peace and 420 love to all and once again, thank you so much Guy from weed seeds!!
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0 people found this helpfulSeeds arrived successfully and germination rate is 100%!
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0 people found this helpfulFirst time ordering very happy with my order the seeds i ordered all popped and doing well.
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0 people found this helpfulStaff are great and are quick to resolve any issues/queries.
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0 people found this helpfulJust germinated this strain and have been in soil for about a week strong looking young seedlings will update as grow progresses
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0 people found this helpfulThey always send quality products. Nothing but happy with them.
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0 people found this helpfulCan't say enough good things about weed seeds. I received my last order within 5 days!!! Keep the quality up!
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0 people found this helpfulhappy happy happy
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0 people found this helpfulGreat customer service, fast delivery on your seeds, great company all around with delivery and many selections.
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0 people found this helpfulHad a awesome harvest due to weed seeds. Thanks for being there for me.
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0 people found this helpful10 out of 10 popped must be begginners luck
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0 people found this helpfulSuper fast dispatch and delivery. It was pleasure to deal with this company.
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0 people found this helpfulthe cbd content is higher than the success rate that I am having with this strain 0 for 3 the grannys medicine 5 for 5 its growing like a weed should grow this plant has very large leafs maybe a sign of yields to come right onn
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Fat Bastard Photo Fem
Goldmember x Monkey Spunk
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