Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds
Listen up — there’s a new heavyweight in the game and his name is Fat Bastard. This evenly balanced hybrid brings the best of both worlds: that soaring, euphoric sativa head high mixed with the deep, mellow body relaxation of a solid indica. She’s no joke.
The terps are loud too — caryophyllene, myrcene, alpha-humulene, and limonene all throwing down together, giving her that extra kick.
Fat Bastard Strain Seed For Sale
Fat Bastard is the love child of Goldmember (OG Kush x Gold Leaf) crossed with Monkey Spunk (Chemdawg x G13). When she starts throwing out colas, you’ll just stand there staring like “damn… those are some fat bastards.” The whole room fills with a heavy fruity-skunk aroma that hits your nose and doesn’t let go.
Fat Bastard Seeds: Potency that will Wreck You
Back in the day, 20% THC was considered god-tier. Fat Bastard laughs at that number. We’re talking up to 38% THC with about 1% CBD backing it up. This isn’t just strong — it’s stupid strong. One solid blunt and you’re done. Most people tap out halfway and call it quits because anything more is just wasting perfectly good weed. She’ll knock your boots off, send your brain into orbit, and then wrap your body in a thick wave of relief. Anxiety? Gone. Migraines? Forgotten. Body aches and that heavy fatigue? They melt away while you sit there baked and smiling.
Buy Fat Bastard Feminized Cannabis Seed
Yields that will make you grin! Whether you’re running her indoors or throwing her outside, Fat Bastard pays the bills. In a proper tent or basement setup you can pull up to 600 g/m² without too much drama. Outdoors in a good spot she goes full monster mode — expect up to 900 g per plant of dense, sticky, golden nuggets. Even beginners can handle her if you keep an eye on the weather and don’t slack on pest control.
downeaster jack –
the cbd content is h…
the cbd content is higher than the success rate that I am having with this strain 0 for 3 the grannys medicine 5 for 5 its growing like a weed should grow this plant has very large leafs maybe a sign of yields to come right onn
George Coffey –
Super fast dispatch …
Super fast dispatch and delivery. It was pleasure to deal with this company.
Christina –
10 Out Of 10 Po
10 out of 10 popped must be begginners luck
Litzy Goodwin –
Had a awesome harves…
Had a awesome harvest due to weed seeds. Thanks for being there for me.
Camilo Peralta –
Great customer servi…
Great customer service, fast delivery on your seeds, great company all around with delivery and many selections.
Fabio Castellani –
happy happy happy
happy happy happy
Edgar Singleton –
Can’t say enough goo…
Can’t say enough good things about weed seeds. I received my last order within 5 days!!! Keep the quality up!
Conrad Moss –
They always send qua…
They always send quality products. Nothing but happy with them.
Armando Bonilla –
Just germinated this…
Just germinated this strain and have been in soil for about a week strong looking young seedlings will update as grow progresses
Paolo Morgan –
Staff are great and …
Staff are great and are quick to resolve any issues/queries.
Alba Hawkins –
First time ordering …
First time ordering very happy with my order the seeds i ordered all popped and doing well.
Kolby Cunningham –
Seeds arrived succes…
Seeds arrived successfully and germination rate is 100%!
Addison Fischer –
Soooo my order did n…
Soooo my order did not turn up within the expected timeframe and I was getting a knot in my stomach. So I emailed weed seeds support and within 48 hrs I had a response which was pretty dam good as it was the weekend. I could not have had a better experience which was very fast and concise. After a couple of emails, the order was re-sent and arrived in 7 days on the other side of the world. This kinda service is just so refreshing and great to see in this day and age. Peace and 420 love to all and once again, thank you so much Guy from weed seeds!!
Carlos Levine –
Easy to use, never h…
Easy to use, never had a problem with GYO seeds, never arrive too late, nice discrete packaging 10/10 love this because it’s user friendly, keep it simple, cheers
Jaycee Baldwin –
Fast deliverey very …
Fast deliverey very helpful
Darrell Rowland –
I wanted to freshen …
I wanted to freshen up my genetics and want to do this strain again from seed , fast aggressive veg and ready in 8 weeks in bloom when grown in hydro, very resistant to pests and powdery mildew, nice berry scent and has a great kick, not a daytime puff unless it’s a day off.
Angel Simon –
Always quick shippin…
Always quick shipping. Love the strain details. Really helps making decisions.
Sage Coleman –
I had my doubts about ordering from weed-seeds, but took a chance since the prices were so reasonable. Delivery was really fast. 95% germination! I hope the end result is just as satisfactory! Will definitely order again!
MATTHEW –
Perfect! 14 out of 14 are thriving! Don’t get any better than that!
C. Lane –
Not sure if I got bad batch or what.
DAVID –
I did research before i bought them from here and they came fast but only 4 seeds germinated but one never grew. It seemed all the seeds that were real small didn?t work. I plan on buying more in a couple days I hope this don?t happen again. Other than that I was so happy they really came.
JACOB –
Ive been growing all kinds of strains for 12 years and this is hands down the most beautiful plant ever, the frost and stickiness is over the top, the density is crazy and the smell, omg! Everything you want to see at week 6 flowering is beyond impressive.
N. Saffron –
RIDICULOUS! The frost, smell and density is absolutely off the charts!! I?ve grown dozens of different strains but this one really got me beyond impressed. Week 7 and can?t to til harvest.
Wren Ortiz –
The shipping is fast!!!! the price is good!!!!
MICHAEL –
I ordered Fat Bastard photo and several other seeds all showed up in the mail with bonuses. I will be back for the smoke review I will let you all know if there is any skunk in this Fat Bastard.
mary_malinoski –
I purchased seeds from kindseed.com and fat bastard cannabis strain, exceeded my expectations with high germination rate and robust plant growth. the provided care guides were concise and helpful in navigating the arizona climate. fast delivery and customer support made the experience seamless for a first-time cannabis grower like myself.
Sean_Kelley –
I’m stoked
I’m stoked
Dinsmoor, Lola –
I just love kind seed i ordered the fat bastard fem
I just love kind seed i ordered the fat bastard fem. Fast delivery. I can’t wait to start planting.
Ramirez_Bradley –
Impressed
I jus had best expirien w/ growin fat bastard fem cannabis. Large yield. Super impressed.
John_Elmore –
enhanced my shipping convenience
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Chris –
Great service 100 percent germination plants are thriving