Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds
Grease Monkey ganja is commanding in every category and the dedicated farmer of any large-scale, private or artisan grow operation can bag 500g/m2 in just 8–10 weeks from the flip. Outside, where the natural world can do what it does best, each seed can turn into 550g per plant. Flavors are mighty, fragrances pervade all corners, and the intoxicating euphoria is like a trippy dream. Buy Grease Monkey seeds online in the USA from Kind Seed Co if you would like a more comprehensive cannabis experience. We have autoflowers for those who like to keep it simple, and we are brimming with every other strain you can imagine and every one you can’t. We accept crypto or credit and we always protect our clients.
The flavors of Grease Monkey boast an earthy diesel-fuel, and nutty pungency. The smoke is sweet, and consumers can’t help but note a hint of sour citrus lurking within this strain’s flavorful vapors. Buy Grease Monkeys online from Kind Seed Co and fill your surrounding environment with diesel and nutrient-rich earth, pungent skunk, and tarry woods.
These crushing Indica Hybrid Seeds make marvelous addition to any grow, especially for dabbers, as these genetics have what it takes to deliver well over 20% returns. But to understand this plant a little better than simple recreational value, let’s take a microview of its properties. We know that Grease Monkey carries a steady 20% THC count, but it also houses dozens of other cannabinoids which, when combined with this leaf’s broad terpene array, make for increased overall health. This is not an excuse to puff non-stop, though probably few can with this blend. They act as a natural antioxidant, antifungal and anxiolytic. There is so much going on in this bud that we suggest you buy Grease Monkey online from Kind Seed Co.
These supercharged THC seeds are the fine reserve of trippy experiences for the high-volume consumer. Chemdog4 and Cookies & Cream lead our list, simply due to their relation to our feature strain, and are both incredible representatives. A balanced hybrid nature and a 28% THC content make Black Widow one of the all-time greats. The undeniable frost-covered wonder of Strawberry Banana never fails to blow the competition out of its roots, and the near neon complexion of Blood Diamond OG leaves growers wondering if their vision might be off, but always pleases the puffer. These fantastic strains are just a handful of examples of the many high-THC strains we offer, and the rest of our collection is sure to have you feeling like a kid in a candy store.
Grease Monkey THC potential is up to 20%. CBD potential is Less than 2%. That is potential, not a lab result from your garden. Terpenes on the product: alpha-myrcene, beta-caryophyllene. Indoors 500 g per square meter. Outdoors 100–150 g per plant. Grease Monkey flowers in 8–9 weeks once you flip it. About 5 ft / 1.5 m. Photoperiod: 12/12 indoors, or the outdoor season. Germination policy. *Weed Seeds Usa White Label, from Kind Seed Co. More feminized cannabis seeds in the shop.
Kind Seed Co ships Grease Monkey USPS from New York as hemp seeds / novelty souvenirs. Shop policy, packing, and hemp-law notes are on the FAQ and shipping pages.
debbie –
not sure yet getting…
not sure yet getting it for a Christmas gift
Rose –
Very nice
Very nice
Tim Sherwood –
I have been buying a…
I have been buying and growing for about 15 years now and i have dealt with all kinds of people and organizations but Kind Seed Co seeds are by far the best ive ever had the privilege of dealing with, great selection and prices but also an amazing staff that went above and beyond, even when there was no problem with my order that Kind Seed Co was not even at fault for they still replaced my order at there own cost. I could not be more pleased, thanks again Kind Seed Co for your great service.
Teddy Norris –
In my opinion one of…
In my opinion one of the best sites ever??
Kenneth Irwin –
My only complaint wa…
My only complaint was the seeds took a week to come, and sooner would’ve been better for me. They all germinated though so that saved me some time/money overall.
Caoimhe Whitmore –
only bought a few of…
only bought a few of these seeds but they are growing wicked so far. Super pumped to see how the cure and blaze some up.
Michael Mendoza –
I’m new to growing s…
I’m new to growing so this was one of my first crops but so far so good. Just waiting to see what happens come harvest so I can learn throughout the whole process
James Gladstone –
Nothing but fantasti…
Nothing but fantastic to deal with! Very prompt communication and amazing customer service
Boris Johnson –
Can’t praise them en…
Can’t praise them enough for making growing so accessible and easy.
Brandi Colen –
Products came in gre…
Products came in great packaging. Exactly what i ordered just waiting on finished product. All have germinated so far. Only took 13 days for them to arrive. I like this company. I will most likely be back pending genetic evaluation through out the process. Thank you weed-seeds!!!!
Florence Hickman –
They never miss a be…
They never miss a beat.
Iram Glover –
I like my Grease Mon…
I like my Grease Monkey pot seeds but I would love to get some Alaskan Purple next time
Haven Page –
This is one of the s…
This is one of the strongest weeds ive ever tried and i love it. you guys are the shit!
Desirae Ruiz –
I pulled almost 20 o…
I pulled almost 20 ounces off this monster and that was just one plant. These guys aren’t lying!
Ami Campbell –
Dude you can not gro…
Dude you can not grow wrong with this… measured in with 30% thc the cheeky monkey.
Madeline Gordon –
I’m new to growing so this was one of my first crops but so far so good. Just waiting to see what happens come harvest so I can learn throughout the whole process
MICHAEL –
My girls are soo strong man best genes of weed i?ve seen have them outdoors can?t wait for them to bud
Juan Colli –
The thrill of nurturing life! Growing Grease Monkey from Kind Seed Co has been a resplendent experience, watching these vigorous plants unfurl like nature’s own artistry. Their robust scent and succulent buds evoke a sense of pride and accomplishment, reminding me that sometimes the simplest pleasures are indeed the most profound.
raymond cross –
Good stuff got me goin
Carr –
Grew my 1st cannabis crop w/ laura from kindseed com & she was lowkey amazing helpin me thru the ups & downs of grease monkey photo fem cultivation & now i’m reelin in them sick seedlings
MARY_KNECHT –
I just love kindseed. i ordered last week and it got shipped next day. i also got free shipping which was a bonus after spending $200. And got bonus seeds, which was a nice surprise.
matthew_carter –
I cant bleeve how helpfull the customer service rep
I cant bleeve how helpfull the customer service rep was with my grease monkey order. Can’t wait to order again.
BRYAN RIDDELL –
grow into something decent
Kindseed seeds r actually doin pretty well on my property i mean theyre easy to germinate and grow into somethin decent
Kwaku Chakraborty –
Grew this as an indica. Jar smells like diesel. Euphoric after dinner at first. Night jar for me. Not marketing loud, just a home jar I actually finish
Gia Barrett –
I’m keeping this around. Diesel, sweet, skunk coming through. Popped clean, no drama tho.
Tariq Mensah –
Got a real reply, not a canned thing. Just helpful, not a speech. They emailed back.
Austin Olsen –
Chopped in 8-9 weeks. Diesel and sweet on the break.
Irene Graham –
Asked suppot auto vs photo for my tent. They repaced the pack after I nudged. Not mad, just slower than I like.
Colby S –
Stretch was mild, easy to manage. Did not have to defoliate much. Branches stayed upright without any stakes.
Liliana C –
Fast shipping, 7 days to California.
Harrison T –
Vial seal and label checked out. Vegged under full-spectrum LED then flowered. Sat in a 4×4 with steady airflow. After dry, rested in a wide-mouth mason. Vial was sealed tight when it showed up. Upper colas carried it; lowers lagged. Worth waiting on. Sugar-leaf trim only; left the structure.
Renee Griffin –
Quiet win for the shelf; Stretch surprised me once flower kicked in; Structure got a bit lanky mid-flower until I staked. Stretch next time?
Mrs. Boyd –
6 for 6 popped in about 30 hours, love it.
Andrea Cantu –
Top cola alone was almost 28 grams wet. Big yielder. That was per plant. Not total.
Allyson Burns –
Exhale is pure honey.